Language and Geographic training for our Canadian friends

Yesterday we held classes in Swedish and European Geographic. Today it was time to see what all of you had learned.
The result was a disaster. You still couldn't tell where we live. Some of you thought it was in the Northern part of Sweden and some thought we lived in Copenhagen. You really need to shape up!
Tomorrow there will be new English words and expressions for you to learn like:
Den röda bilen har svarta däck - The red car has black tires.
Säckpipa - Bagpipe
Hur kommer jag till järnvägsstationen - How do I find my way to the Railway Station?

And two specials for our Police Officer:
Stanna eller jag skjuter - Stop or I'll shoot
Ut ur bilen din "biip" svensk - Get out of the car you "biip" Swede!